Meet ASN Lifestyle Magazine’s Useless Idiot Ron Moore Part 1

This has been brewing for some time. The shitheads at ASN Lifestyle Magazine put forth minimal effort to separate themselves from him publicly, but I guess the thrill of paying a low-IQ moron $7 per article was too great for them to give up.

Ronald Eugene Moore, sometimes known as Ronald Zaragoza if he’s not fighting with an idiot, took it upon himself to start harassing people because of some union bullshit late last year/very early this year.

Ron could regale us with vividly spun tales of paying seventeen cents to make love to a 12-year-old in the rice paddies of Vietnam who complained about his manhood being too big, being a TSA agent, and his time spent jerking himself off while working for a union and getting fired for that same reason. Here are some of his tweets….

Sad that Ron lost his Obamaphone in May.

What the hell does any of this mean? Is he likening himself to MLK?

Using ASN to try and get laid. Another Ron Moore success story.

This was a few months ago. His Twitter is still active, so just more false promises.

Damn. I bet Brazzers, Adult Time, Vixen, and HBO MAX are throwing themselves at him to buy The Powerful Allure of Poetry. Think of the bucks the franchise could bring in. The bidding war to end all bidding wars.

What an offer. I had never heard of the girl, but I hope she took him up on it. What woman wouldn’t want to make passionate love to Ron Moore and have an article about them in ASN? She’ll be starring in big-budget features in no time.

Ron seems to have a serious problem with Violet Myers. This is one of multiple similar tweets to her. How sweet of him to offer his number. I wonder if she took him up on it?

Here’s Ron harassing another woman. 95% of the time, when he is harassing a woman online, they are either a melanated individual or have a penis.

I can’t imagine what a person as lovely as Ron would do to a dog to cause it to attack him when he was a child. Props to the good boy.

It’s not just talent he harasses, but companies and agencies and brothels as well. If he weren’t so pathetic, it would be funny. Well, it is funny if I do say so myself.

Don’t you worry, Ron. We have nine months of your posts to get through. This was just a sample, like the reason you were banned from Costco.

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