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Have you heard the good news? Cubbi Thompson won the Best New Performer award at last night’s 2026 XBIZ Awards or XMA’s if you’re bougie. I didn’t even know who she was until today. Let’s give Cubbi a round of applause. But Cubbi has a secret.
Now Cubbi was up against all these women, competing at the Mostest Bestest Award Show Ever® to see who would win, one day after the “World’s Biggest Creator Expo” ended, which was a flop once again.
Cubbi started shooting in 2023 and per IAFD is 34 years old, but is listed as 28 on the Hussie Models site. Independent verification using science (trust the science) puts her at 30 years of age. Nice job Riley Reynolds.
What’s the secret? I have been reliably informed that Cubbi Thompson is having premarital relations with a man who happens to be named Moe Helmy. And odds are that’s the same Moe Helmy who is one of the co-owners of XBIZ with his brother. And it may even be more serious than that. BRB I gotta pee and I can’t find my Mountain Dew bottle.
Between the 3 calls, 2 texts, and 1 electronic communication I got, I am 95% sure that Moe and Cubbi are dating. Perfectly normal and perfectly healthy between two consenting adults. I’m not sure if they’re at the hand holding stage yet. I can almost picture their love like Sheelagh and Roy, destined to last forever, but that ended in the glue factory. Still brings a tear to my eye. At least Moe’s engaging in intercourse with an adult, he’s not Hussie Ryan.
What’s not ok is the girlfriend of one of the owners of the company receiving one of the biggest awards. I’m sure her well respected publicist and humanitarian, Erika “Shrek” Icon of The Rub PR was fully aware of this and suggested to Cubbi that she ask to be removed from the list of nominees. Not the first time one of Shrek’s clients used her vagina to get an award (however unintentional this one may have been), and I’m sure it won’t be the last. Not real fair to the 14 other strong women I respect and admire that were in the running. They never had a chance.
This reminds me of when a girl who had been in the business for 1-2 months got an Urban X nomination because she was fucking one of the owners. At least those idiots knew better than to give her the award.
May Cubbi and Moe’s flame together shine brighter than the brightest star in the sky.
To be clear, we don’t think Moe and Cubby’s relationship had anything to do with her winning this prestigious award. It’s just a coincidence :). I mean I’ve never heard of XBIZ giving someone something they didn’t earn, man the FunGus on my foot is flaring up, sorry where was I, oh yeah they are a legit and storied award show. Just ask James Bartholet…
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